Jokes on Salvia Extracts and more!

"The salvia extracts smoker, the alcoholic and the addict"

There were this three guys that died and went to hell. So the devil, assigned a place for every of them.

He said to the addict: "This is your room, it's filled up with all the drugs you need for 500 years".

Then he said to the alcoholic: "This is your room, it's filled with enough alcoholic beverages to last 500 years".

To the last guy, the Salvia smoker, he said: "This is your room, it's filled with enough Salvia Extracts (from www.blackhatbotanicals.com of course) to make you trip for 500 years"

500 years later the devil returns to check what happened.

He went to the addict's room and he was dead, and the room empty.

Then he went to the alcoholic's one and he was dead, and the room empty also.

Then he went with the Salvia smoker, but oh surprise! He was alive! and the room exactly as it was 500 years earlier!

The devil amazed by this asked the Salvia smoker: "Why are you still alive?" The Salvia guy told him: "You forgot to leave a torch-lighter, or at least some matches, you idiot!
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"The spinning house"

It was this guy, just hit by 60X of salvia extracts, looking at his house outside the front door, spinning his head. The neighbor, who didn't know what happened earlier with the salvia, approaches to this guy and ask him:

"Why are you just staring at your house, why don't you get in?

The salvia guy, just landing from the trip, reply: "I'm waiting for the house to stop spinning!"
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Salvia Extracts users phrases:

"I read once that trying salvia extracts wasn't good, I don't read anymore since then."

"Please use Salvia with moderation... we are too many and there is not much of it"

"Let's make an anti-salvia campaign, let's empty the world of it!"

"I don't smoke, I only do it when I light on my BHB's salvia extracts"

"Please don't go into Salvia extracts, we are already too many, and there's so little"

"Hey! If you can kill a cow and eat it! Why can't we cut a Salvia plant and smoke it?"